A Mr. know-all tourist received provoking questions and answer of his life when he engaged himself in a controversial conversation with a boatman with whom he was travelling. See what transpired between them.
Tourist: ‘Do you know biology, psychology, geology and criminology?’
Boatman : I don’t no anything about these…
Tourist: What the hell do you know on the face of this earth then? You will die of illiteracy.
After a while the boat started sinking and the boatman asked the tourist the following questions:
Boatman: Do u know boatiology, swimology and escapology from crocodilogy?
Boatman: Well you will drownology. And crocodilogy will eat ur assology and you will dieology because of your mouthology.