snooki n friends

It’s no longer news that Snooki Polazzi is a really short woman, 4.9ft! While her bestie, Jwoww is 5.7ft.

snooki n friendsBut just why would they do this themselves, standing in front of a man way taller? Although the photo looks fun but, it’s more like humiliating and consoling yourself at the same time.

But we like her for something…she’s always up to the task! You’ll never be able to make Snooki cry for not liking her height as she’d clearly defended her height severally, just like now.

So the mother of two wrote this long piece, saying being short has its own advantages, and clearly ‘condemns’ her children, Lorenzo and Giovanna to the short camp for life!

Read her thought below:

So obviously you guys know that I?m short and all you girls can understand and agree about one thing which is that it?s so annoying when people point out the fact that we are short. Yeah I get it, we?re cute but seriously I hate when people are like ?how tall are you? Oh you?re so short! OMG you?re so much shorter in person!? I?m like OMG I?m going to bite you, shut up.

My friends always used to make me sit and the middle aka the bitch seat in the car and say I was the only on who could fit. I?m like thanks. Who wants the middle seat, you?re squished! Sorry that I?m small, but I?m perfect. I do need a stepping stool because I can?t reach. Half of the cabinets in our house, I can?t reach so I bought a stepping stool for the house and Jionni uses it too. We?re a short family. I?m short because of gymnastics. Lorenzo and Giovanna don?t have a chance of being tall. We?re cute little things and can fit in small spaces, it?s just fun.

We were doing press for Jersey Shore and I ran up to Ron and Ron thought I was this crazy little girl fan and he was like where is your mother and then he saw that it was me and started dying laughing. Ron you?re an asshole you should know I?m short by now and number two I am not a little girl. I love my short friends because we get each other and understand.

Me and Jenni are the totally opposite when we come to appearances. Jenni is not that tall but I make her look tall. Shes 5?7 and im 4?9 so when we hang out and she puts on her hooker heels, which I call her stripper heels, I tell her ?you look like a stripper today.? But she literally wears 8 inch heels when she hangs out with me and I?m like dude you?re already tall as it is. But with our hooker heels you?re literally a giraffe and I?m an ant so stop wearing your hooker heels around me.

Let?s just say good things come in small packages.

xoxo Love always,

Nicole

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