Nick Gilronan must have big you-know-whats.
The 27-year-old UPS Store worker who?won Brooklyn?s smallest penis contest?said he?s proud of his puny package.
?The size of a man?s penis does not matter for who he is as a person or in a relationship,? he told Gothamist after his victory Saturday at Kings County Bar.
Gilronan told the website he wanted to ?put on a good show for the audience. Looks like my efforts were successful.?
Visit?Gothamist for more on Gilronan and his wee-ner.
According to the New York Post, a crowd of about 100 watched New York City native Gilronan?match members with five other contestants, including a 55-year-old from Minnesota who called himself ?Rip van Dinkle.?
The competition included a swimwear round of??skimpy mesh mankinis??and a Q&A, the Post wrote.
Gilronan was proclaimed the champ and the recipient of $200 as someone sang Elton John?s ?Tiny Dancer.?
?I?m hoping this will look brave to guys who have self-esteem issues and make them feel better about themselves,? he said, according to the tabloid.
In a previous Huffington Post report, one of the event?s promoters dubbed the contest as??a pageant for confident people with a sense of humor.?
Gilronan?s triumph perhaps illustrates that size does indeed matter ? at least, when it comes to self-esteem.
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