Saskia?s football fan boyfriend made her take an Arsenal test and didn?t dump her thanks to her A grade
Doh! Saskia struggled to name all 11 players of the starting squad and got confused on the player positions
Saskia?s boyfriend drew an angry face when she got a question wrong ? this man means business
The exam featured a ridiculously professional-looking cover sheet, explaining that 50 marks were available and that all answers should be filled in using black ink, etc.
As it happens, the girl performed admirably, ending with a thoroughly respectable score of 87 percent (43.5 out of 50).
What?s more, it later became clear after the results had been returned that an insufficient total pass percentage would have resulted in the relationship being terminated!
?Well done Saskia. As a result I will not be dumping you! (lucky you),? her assessment page read.
However, the examiner did include a bit of constructive criticism, instructing her to focus more intently on learning all player positions, fully appreciating Alexis Sanchez?s brilliance and, of course, the fundamental fact that ?Tottenham are scum.?
Source: Agencies
