Kofi Atawirini : We in the NneeePeeePeee(apologies to Akan news readers?..) are winning the Talensi bye-election. The people of Talensi can no longer contain John Mahama?s ?incompetence and mismanagement?. Look, NHIS has collapsed, dumsor is killing businesses and there is ?too much corruption?. These NDC pipos are ?stealers?. Nana Addo is coming to redeem Ghana and the people of Talensi from John Mahama.
Just look at our Vice President Mahamudu Bawumia. He is an economist extraordinaire and can manage the economy better than Paa Kwesi and John Mahama. Bawumia would have held the cedi so tight to himself like Samira and prevented it from falling if Ghanaians had not made the mistake of rejecting Nana?s Free SHS in 2012. Look, have any idea how much money was pumped into the economy of Jerusalem when Jesus triumphantly entered there? What of the GDP to inflation figures then? Masa, Bawumia has all the figures and statistics Bawumia b3 ba,Nana b3 ba,Talensi we go do.
Ama Tigari: NDC eeeeerrrrhh, Emefa Mia Mia Mia. BT and JM go make Talensi fall today. Unprecedented infrastructural developments: roads,schools,clinics etc are being constructed around the country. You people think Ghana is Kumasi and Accra herh? Come to Talensi and see development with your ?gani gani? eyes. All the monies that we have borrowed have gone into these infrastructural developments and the management of the economy. Now,you say weytin? This seat has always been for us. We lost to the elephants because John Tia tried doing Mugabe with the seat and the people got annoyed and voted for an independent candidate leading to our loss to the NneeePeeepeeee. This people should stop dreaming coz Mahama and BT are winning Talensi. Nana Addo will have a taste of 2016 general elections defeat at Talensi. Nana b3 k),Bawumia go shy with his azaa economics. NDC eeeerrrrrrhhhh, Eye Zuuu Eye Zaaa
NPP wins Talensi
I told you we were going to win. This is a vote of no confidence in the John Mahama administration. Clueless, visionless, corrupt, incompetent government (Ursula Owusu screaming ). This is exactly what is going to happen in 2016. Nana Addo is coming;Free SHS is coming. The cedi will rise again. Our economic whiz kid,Bawumia, to the rescue. Chale,play Telemor make we dance.
NDC wins Talensi
The victory of the NDC is coming again,let the people say ehey djorbordor. Say ehey djorbordor,say say ehey djorbordor,Let the people say ehey djorbordooooor. Against go shy;enemies dey gnash teeth self. We are on course. The people of Ghana keep reposing their confidence in His Excellency John Mahama. They know he knows his job and he is fixing the economy. He is fixing the dumsor; he is fixing the cedi against the dollar; he is fixing the roads,schools,hospitals and plenty plenty things laaa. Say after me ?John Mahama is a fixer?. Even the elephant boys and girls just repeated it after me. What more testimony do you need again? Paa Kwesi , John Mahama and BT for gold. 2016 is RETIREMENT for Nana Addo straight up kraaaa even if Akua Donkor supports him.
NPP loses Talensi
We said it. This election was bought with bags of fertilisers and rice. Look,this NDC people were even constructing roads in the middle of the night a day to the elections. How? I mean how cheap have they reduced politics to? I can not understand why with all the corruption,mismanagement and dumsor going on under Mahama,some people still voted foe this government. Do some people think at all? They don?t vote on issues;not at all. We cant develop Ghana like this. Look,this Talensi place kraaa is not our stronghold. Even our MP who resigned to become a chief for which reason we have had the bye-election has deeper NDC roots. But 2016 is just around the corner. Y3 be tu Mahama ti s3 bankye
NDC loses Talensi
This is a shocker to us. Unbelievable. This people carried their threat of rigging the elections indeed. You didn?t know about a leaked tape where some NneeePeePee woman mistakenly called the regional minister and told him about how Freddy Blay and Chairman Wontumi charged her to use some black creams and things? This people. This is just a simple democratic exercise and the people have decided and we respect their decision even though we have genuine reservations. We shall continue to fix the economy. Mind you,Papa Jay didnt come to campaign with us at Talensi. He is fully on board our campaign come 2016 general elections. Nana Addo,abeg unaa, no false hopes yet wa ti??
NB|| This is a satirical piece
Source: Romeo Adzah Dowokpor